4 Spend six hours playing golf on a Friday without having to worry about your responsibilities to anyone else.
5 Go to the mall when you actually want to, and not a moment before.
6 Settle yourself in the cinema, safe in the knowledge that no wandering hands (ones that claimed they ‘don’t want anything’ at the kiosk) are going to infiltrate your popcorn.
7 You don’t have to pretend you’re listening to your dearly, dearly loved other half witter on about Sally’s hideous new haircut or who’s been relegated from the Premier League.
8 If you run out of toothpaste, don’t take the bins out, forget about a wet load in the washing machine or leave milk in the fridge for so long it starts to develop separate layers, you’ve only got yourself to blame.
9 There’ll be no-one on the other end of the sofa judging you for rustling through your third packet of crisps in 30 minutes.
10 Everything’s half the price – dinner for one? Tickets to the cinema? Entry to a waterpark? Yes please!