Ever heard of Lordi? Unless you’re a fan of Finnish heavy metal played by grown men dressed as monsters or, better still, caught them winning the Eurovision Song Contest in 2006, there’s no reason you should have. Anyway, this Z-movie promises to be a silly splatfest starring the whole band, wherein a mismatched cast of characters (a businessman, a nurse, a tramp) find themselves trapped in a spooky hospital, with an autistic little girl their only hope.

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Genre: Horror
Duration: 87 mintues
Released: Apr 1st
Director: Pete Riski
Stars: Lordi, Amen, Awa, Ox, Kita, Noah Huntley, William Hope, Philip Bretherton, Skye Bennett, Ronald Pickup
Language: English
Classification: 18+
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