Seafire steak fries: Calling these ‘fries' is somewhat of an injustice – Seafire's steak fries make some of Dubai's biggest and meanest wedges shrivel in comparison to Seafire's steak fries. These half-sliced spuds are smoothly coated with tingling tempura batter, making the fries a dish in their own right. In fact, their sheer size will sate even the most ravenous of appetites after the second or third chip. The fries aren't served with condiments, which is no bad thing – the tempura taste is enough to keep these potato-based beauties interesting.

Chunkiness: 5/5

Crispiness: 3/5

Condiments: 1/5

Serving size: 4/5

Overall: 3/5
Dhs20. Atlantis, Palm Jumeirah (04 426 2626).