‘Eat my house!’ screamed DJ Hell (via Facebook) as he descended on Dubai. We’re assuming he was inviting clubbers to inwardly ingest his unique brand of electronic music, rather than tuck into his actual house back in Germany. That wouldn’t be practical or tasty (unless, of course, said house was constructed from confectionary, à la Hansel and Gretel). But we digress. The DJ hit the decks at 12.30am and played until 3am, spinning older tracks right through to the latest tunes circulating the electro scene. The 700-strong crowd consisted of wisened clubbers – giving Trilogy a more mature edge on Friday evening. A heavenly night from DJ Hell.

Natacha Lempereur and Stacey Hildebrandt