10 Dino Time (3D) Director: Yoon-suk Choi, John Kafka Stars: Rob Schneider, Jane Lynch, Pamela Adlon, Tara Strong, Melanie Griffith, Stephen Baldwin, William Baldwin, Yuri Lowenthal
This 3D kids’ animation, a joint American and South Korean production, hasn’t thrilled audiences since its US release last December, currently rocking a 30 percent approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The plot involves a mischievous kid, Ernie, who stumbles upon a time machine and is transported to a pre-historic age. TO
Weekly box office: Dhs474,388 Weekly admissions: 10,476 Total box office: Dhs474,388 Total admissions: 10,476
9 Dark Skies Director: Scott Stewart Stars: Keri Russell, Josh Hamilton, Dakota Goyo, Kadan Rockett, J.K. Simmons, L.J. Benet, Rich Hutchman, Myndy Crist
‘I’m ready to believe,’ sceptical suburban dad Josh Hamilton tells wife Keri Russell; rearranged belongings, sleepwalking spells and mass avian suicide have transformed him into a fledgling Fox Mulder. The real mystery of Dark Skies isn’t who’s pulling the paranormal pranks – it’s lanky visitors from above, not vengeful spirits from beyond – but why distributers Dimension chose to bury this reasonably effective potboiler on its US release, like something that should be hidden away at Area 51 release. Director Scott Stewart (Priest) grounds clichéd material with gravitas. The family’s economic problems rival their extraterrestrial ones, while JK Simmons plays it admirably straight as the stock outside-help character (usually an exorcist, here an alien expert). Genre fans should believe in such solid scares, even if the film’s distributor doesn’t. A.A. Dowd
Weekly box office: Dhs376,605 Weekly admissions: 10,888 Total box office: Dhs376,605 Total admissions: 10,888
8 The Hangover Part III Director: Todd Phillips Stars: Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, Ken Jeong, John Goodman, Melissa McCarthy, Jeffrey Tambor
A surprise blockbuster hit, the original Hangover took a bro-tastic scenario then mined it for gross-out comic gold. Success breeds sequels, or in the case of The Hangover II, the exact same movie reset in Bangkok. This third – and we can only hope last – entry finds our unholy trinity returning to the original scene of the crime, Vegas. Wolf Packers Phil (Cooper), Stu (Helms) and Alan (Galifianakis) are on the road again when they’re kidnapped by John Goodman’s mob boss; it seems Mr Chow (Ken Jeong) has stolen some gold bricks, and only the trio can find him.
You’d think that a Vegas reprise might channel some of the first film’s gonzo energy, but other than an early giggle-inducing shocker (two words: giraffe decapitation), Part III has curiously little interest in being even remotely funny. Instead, director Todd Phillips inexplicably aims at making a standard action movie, complete with car chases and break-ins that compound the sense of creative bankruptcy. Galifianakis’s clueless manchild act feels pitifully DOA, while Cooper and Helms, having realised they could play their roles in their sleep, proceed to do just that. It’s only in an end-credits coda that the envelope-pushing of the series is displayed. After a 100-minute wait, it’s too little too late. David Fear
Weekly box office: Dhs455,787 Weekly admissions: 12,737 Total box office: Dhs7,311,284 Total admissions: 182,217
7 Epic Director: Chris Wedge Stars: Colin Farrell, Josh Hutcherson, Beyoncé Knowles, Blake Anderson, Aziz Ansari, Allison Bills, Jim Conroy, John DiMaggio
An eccentric scientist (Jason Sudeikis, miscast) takes in his estranged teenage daughter (Amanda Seyfried), who comes to stay with him after the death of her mother. She’s convinced her old man’s theories about a race of tiny humanoid creatures that inhabit the nearby forest are proof of his departure from reality. Then a freak accident propels her into the world that dear old Dad described, where a once-in-a-century battle rages. Bring on the colourful-yet-kid-friendly carnage and celebrity voices: Josh Hutcherson, Chris O’Dowd, Aziz Ansari, Beyoncé Knowles and even Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler.
Like its nondescript title, Epic is so generic it might as well come in a black-and-white box: Animated Adventure Designed to Sell Toys. Despite obvious parallels between micro- and macro-storylines, director Chris Wedge (Ice Age) cuts awkwardly between the two worlds, derailing whatever piddling momentum the movie manages to accumulate. Though technology has made massive leaps in the 15 years since A Bug’s Life, this tiny-creature ’toon can’t muster anything like the Pixar classic’s sense of wonder. Wonder requires a point of view – and Epic has none. Sam Adams
Weekly box office: Dhs668,248 Weekly admissions: 16,156 Total box office: Dhs4,171,038 Total admissions: 97,093
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Weekly box office: Dhs696,278 Weekly admissions: 18,758 Total box office: Dhs4,379,583 Total admissions: 121,908
5 Fast & Furious 6 Director: Justin Lin Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Luke Evans, Elsa Pataky, Gina Carano, Sung Kang
Episode six in this overcooked cars ’n’ girls franchise offers no surprises, although British expats might feel a frisson of excitement when watching their capital city being trashed, for a change, raced around in by V8 saloons and souped-up Mad Max-style single seaters. It opens with brawny diplomatic security service agent Luke Hobbs (Johnson) handing Vin Diesel’s retired con Dom Toretto a dossier. The folder relates to a ruthlessly efficient gang of military equipment hijackers fronted by an ex-SAS operative-turned-bad-guy-felon (Luke Evans) and also to Dom’s former lover, Letty (Michelle Rodriguez), now presumed dead. Before long, we’re on the streets of a grimy, dimly lit London for another fusillade of mind-numbing automobile bedlam, all of it staged with the usual risible disregard for any of the laws of physics.
With its puerile dialogue, daft performances, flat comic repartee and ear-rupturing loud sound levels, the experience of watching Fast & Furious 6 is like listening to death metal pour out of 500-watt speakers while being strapped to a pneumatic drill. Apart from Diesel’s likeably mild-mannered persona, there’s little here that we haven’t seen before. Time Out staff
Weekly box office: Dhs755,353 Weekly admissions: 21,302 Total box office: Dhs20,542,051 Total admissions: 533,454
4 After Earth Director: M. Night Shyamalan Stars: Jaden Smith, Will Smith, Sophie Okonedo, Zoë Kravitz, Glenn Morshower, Kristofer Hivju, Sacha Dhawan, Chris Geere
How the mighty have fallen. We’re not just speaking of warrior-class father-son team Cypher and Kitai Raige (Will and Jaden Smith), the last survivors of a spaceship crash on a devastated, human-abandoned future Earth. We’re also talking about director M Night Shyamalan, whose name has been all but scrubbed from the marketing for this competent, occasionally stirring science-fiction adventure.
Fortunately, the very real lows of The Last Airbender (2010), the Sixth Sense director’s most previous foray into YA-fantasy territory, are relegated to a hilariously nonsensical opening voiceover. Instead, After Earth is primarily a fleet, focused two-hander that sidelines Smith père in a voice-of-God role, while Smith fils runs, jumps and flies. What undoes the film is its rather rancid parent-child sentimentality and a charisma-free performance from the younger Smith that suggests the apple has fallen very far from the tree. Keith Uhlich
Weekly box office: Dhs1,264,692 Weekly admissions: 33,339 Total box office: Dhs4,978,299 Total admissions: 124,707
3 The Internship Director: Shawn Levy Stars: Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Rose Byrne, Aasif Mandvi, Max Minghella, Josh Brener, Dylan O'Brien, Tiya Sircar
Thanks to his unvaryingly untucked insouciance, Vince Vaughn appears to be slouching toward mass ignominy. But in truth he’s been hustling of late, having taken up screenwriting and penned three recent snark-coms, including this dispiriting reteam with fellow Wedding Crasher Owen Wilson. Vaughn’s Billy is a smooth-talking salesman who, alongside his chummy partner Nick, finds himself professionally obsolete. The tech-illiterate duo charm their way into age-inappropriate internships at Google, where they show nerds how to party and become patron saints of second chances.
The Internship is all too eager to affirm the go-bro status quo. Nothing surprises here, save standout Rose Byrne. Supersizing product placement to the level of full-on corporate sponsorship, director Shawn Levy envisions the Internet giant’s Bay Area compound as an amusement park of gleaming surfaces and unlimited refills. Alas, such kowtowing is indicative of a movie sorely bereft of ideas, laughs and justification for the comic duo’s undifferentiating self-regard. Eric Hynes
Weekly box office: Dhs1,372,384 Weekly admissions: 34,833 Total box office: Dhs1,372,384 Total admissions: 34,833
2 Now You See Me Director: Louis Leterrier Stars: Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson, Isla Fisher, Dave Franco, Mélanie Laurent, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine
Movies about magic rarely work – a good trick requires the gasp of a live audience – and the unsubtle hands behind this abracadabra heist film aren’t the ones to prove otherwise. Right from the get-go, we doubt the skills (heavily buttressed by CGI) of our heroic quartet: Daniel (Eisenberg) seduces with card tricks; wild-eyed Merritt (Woody Harrelson) can hypnotise strangers at a touch; Henley (Isla Fisher) mysteriously escapes a glass box swarming with piranhas; and Jack (Dave Franco, James’ clonelike younger brother) boosts wallets on the ferry. Drawn together by a mysterious invitation, they become the Four Horsemen, raining millions of dollar bills on thrilled Vegas crowds and perhaps committing crimes in the process.
Nothing about their antics is remotely believable or, worse, charming in the slightest; the camera leaps across the stage, slinging our eyeballs around as the lights swivel. It’s not like we’ve ever turned to Louis Leterrier (the French hack-for-hire behind 2010’s Clash of the Titans) for psychological realism. But shouldn’t someone have warned him that his hyperventilating technique might kill the mood? When Mark Ruffalo shows up as a crumpled detective, you expect a dose of reality, yet on his heels come twin hams Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman, whose solemn presences (as Christopher Nolan knows well) prove wonderful distractions from silliness. Joshua Rothkopf
Weekly box office: Dhs1,785,106 Weekly admissions: 49,936 Total box office: Dhs5,446,059 Total admissions: 142,997
1 Man of Steel Director: Zack Snyder Stars: Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Diane Lane, Russell Crowe, Antje Traue, Harry Lennix, Richard Schiff
It’s a cliché followed by a yawn when the makers of comic-book movies boast about how ‘real’ and ‘psychological’ their stories are. Yes, we know, Spider-Man and Batman were just troubled sons with daddy issues. But it’s harder to make those claims for a Superman tale, even when the producer is Batman regenerator Christopher Nolan – a man with more backstories than an osteopath. Just how ‘real’ can the story of a genetically-modified baby launched to Earth from a planet called Krypton ever feel?
And so it’s no surprise that Man of Steel feels both modern and traditional – a halfway house between the broodier Nolan way of shaking things up and the louder, bone-crunching style that director Zack Snyder established with films such as 300 and Sucker Punch. Man of Steel is punchy, engaging and fun, even if it slips into a final 45 minutes of explosions and fights during which reason starts to vanish and the science gets muddy.
It opens with a lengthy preamble explaining how Jor-El (Russell Crowe) launched his son Kal to Earth just as his planet was falling apart, and how failed coup leader General Zod (Michael Shannon, a muted villain) was banished at the same time. It’s here, and at the end, that Snyder is at his most baroque: first, he indulges the weird science of Krypton, and later he enjoys giving America a vicious pounding when Zod tracks down Superman.
It’s in the middle section, post-Krypton, pre-showdown, that the film hits its stride. Clark Kent (Henry Cavill, a good choice for Superman: solid, sturdy, fairly anonymous) is a twenty-something wanderer uneasy with his powers. Rather than leading us through his whole life so far, Snyder tells the tale of Kent reconnecting with his past, finding the super-suit (unshiny, like the movie) and testing his powers, while often flashing back to his childhood. Soon, journalist Lois Lane (Amy Adams) knows what’s up. Adams’s character is different to the Margot Kidder version: she’s a tough-cookie investigator and not the sort to be hoodwinked by a pair of thick-rimmed glasses and a comb-over.
Mostly, this Superman is more action than angst. But those daddy issues are still in play. Crowe – never an actor to show his ticklish side – plays Jor-El like he’s Hamlet’s father. Kevin Costner is Superman’s Earth dad in pastoral scenes full of cornfields, clothes on the line and snapshots of an easier time which look like they were conceived soon after a screening of Terrence Malick’s The Tree of Life.
At times, you wish for a quick dash into a phone box and a cat that needs rescuing from a tree. Snyder is no party pooper, though. He might not resurrect Superman’s old theme tune, nor does he allow the word ‘Superman’ to be spoken (it’s all Clark and Kal). But by the end, he’s teased in some of the more amusing elements of the old story we thought were missing, leaving the way open for a sequel that will surely be more Earthbound. Dave Calhoun
Weekly box office: Dhs9,265,508 Weekly admissions: 199,231 Total box office: Dhs9,265,508 Total admissions: 199,231