From McDonald’s to stardom: The Smashing Pumpkins’ new 19-year-old drummer chats to Time Out
Mike Byrne, a ruddy-cheeked teen, left his job at McDonald’s a few months ago. ‘It was a dead-end, crappy job,’ he says over the phone from his home in Beaverton, Oregon. ‘It made me realise I wasn’t above anything.’ Since graduating from high school last year, the 19-year-old has been living with his parents, Chris and Eric. And his band, Bearcubbin’, Byrne’s trio of friends noodling through noisy prog-rock, can book gigs only in basements and bars around the Pacific Northwest.
But despite this, the young drummer is living the fantasy life: the former fast-food drone is now, somehow, a member of The Smashing Pumpkins, a platinum-selling rock band that’s been in existence longer than he has.
In March, while poking around the internet, Byrne saw a blurb (‘in either, like, Newsweek or [Chicago music website] Pitchfork.com’) announcing an open call to replace Jimmy Chamberlin, the Pumpkins’ twice-axed stickman. Byrne mailed in a cheaply shot video of himself winning a drum-off in a local music store. ‘I was trying to be realistic,’ says the precocious drummer, who’d studied rudiments as well as Latin and jazz techniques since the age of 13. ‘There’s a ton of people sending in videos.’ Indeed, there were more than 1,000.
Three days before the audition, an email arrived asking Byrne to come to Burbank, California. ‘I lost my mind for a second,’ Byrne says. On April 10, a jet whisked the anxious kid to Los Angeles. He followed directions to a nondescript studio near the airport and dialled his contact. ‘The guy came out and yelled to come in some room,’ he says. ‘I just stood there for 10 minutes looking like a complete dork.’ When we mention the video clips from the tryout that popped up, oddly, on David Lynch’s website, the rookie rock star groans: ‘I sound like a tool. Good thing Lynch found a way to make me look horrible and emaciated.’
There was no green room filled with pacing percussionists, but Byrne’s escort mentioned that John Dolmayan, the monster drummer from Grammy-winning US metal band System of a Down, had just popped in. Then Byrne was standing before his idol: Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan. The two chatted for a bit before jamming through some odd time signatures and a rough song Corgan had been fiddling with. ‘You’re a f***** killer drummer,’ Corgan tells Byrne on the Lynch clip. The self-confessed ‘geek fan’ knew most of the back catalogue from playing along to records in his bedroom, but he was never asked to play any Pumpkins chestnuts.
In fact, Byrne is yet to play any old material with Corgan. The new line-up has been busy working on an imminent 44-track opus, Teargarden by Kaleidyscope. Corgan put Byrne up in an upmarket hotel suite in a dull office district somewhere north of Chicago. Confidentiality agreements prevent the newcomer from discussing specific studio locations, track details or song titles. But the jovial adolescent happily – and frankly – discusses his budding relationship with his 42-year-old band leader.
‘He’s a really, really easy guy to get along with,’ Byrne says. ‘From the day I got there he was totally open to my opinion’ – except at lunchtime, when a lingering McDonald’s addiction rubs up against Corgan, a vocal Peta supporter. ‘I get dirty looks when they’re eating their crazy green macrobiotic shakes,’ Byrne says, laughing. ‘I’m sitting there with a quarter-pounder, like, what?’
Not unlike a college football coach, Corgan helped to put Chris and Eric Byrne at ease when recruiting their son. ‘My parents’ major concern was that I was going to end up in some terrible situation,’ Byrne says – meaning sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll. Since taking up the drums at age 12, Byrne has dedicated all his time to the instrument, much to his parents’ chagrin. ‘There’s a moment where you see my ability go up and my grades go way, way down,’ Byrne says with a chuckle. ‘I had F+, F+, F+ in everything. This was an extremely lucky break.’
Now all Byrne has to fear is his wardrobe. ‘I’m fairly sure Billy’s not going to outfit me in a black leather skirt,’ he says. ‘But I can’t say I’m not a touch worried.’ The first four songs from Teargarden by Kaleidyscope can be heard for free at www.smashingpumpkins.com.