1 It can’t get any hotter. Life from this point on will be a breeze.
2 It is very expensive in Europe at the moment. I wouldn’t want to go there anyway.
3 I don’t pay tax. Therefore I am richer.
4 My rent is cheaper than it was last year.
5 Brunches are inside.
6 It’s not raining.
7 Air travel can be deadly and I’m saving a fortune in tickets.
8 My office has air conditioning.
9 The humidity is kind of like a free facial steam.
10 It’s easy to get a taxi.
11 There’s a lot less traffic.
12 The office is very quiet.
13 Everything is in the sale.
14 I can do Bikram yoga for free.
15 I don’t have to entertain visitors. Nobody wants to come and see me until the winter.
16 I am catching up on a LOT of DVDs, thereby making myself more knowledgeable.
17 My washing machine boil washes everything for me, which means my clothes are extra clean.
18 I can make myself seem like a hero by telling family and friends at home exactly how hot it is. They know nothing.
19 It is too hot to walk to the shop. I will save money and lose weight in one go.
20 I have three months to experiment with new up ‘dos. Who wants to wear their hair down anyway?
21 I can improve my swimming skills. It’s cool in the water.
22 I can read more and emerge a well-rounded person in the winter.
23 I can go to the gym more, to prevent myself from being too well-rounded in the winter.
24 I will clean my own house. It’s cool inside.
25 I will chuck out some stuff, and sell it at Dubai Flea Market. By the winter, I will be rich.