25 funny emails

Take a look at the weirdest email signatures we've seen

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1 ‘What would you do if you weren’t afraid?’

2 ‘If It Is Too Loud, Your Too Old [sic].’

3 ‘If we all threw our problems into a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours straight back.’

4 ‘How do you spice it up?’

5 ‘Reality is something that you rise above.’

6 ‘Master of mood & marketing.’

7 ‘When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.’

8 ‘The best swimmers are always in the pool.’

9 ‘Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.’

10 ‘It is not enough to stare up the steps, we must step up the stairs.’

11 ‘The foolish person seeks happiness in the distance; the wise person grows it under his feet.’

12 ‘Be unique, not different.’

13 ‘Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him.’

14 ‘Paint a masterpiece daily. Always autograph your work with excellence.’

15 ‘It’s not who you know, it’s who knows you.’

16 ‘Reach for the moon... if you miss, at least you’ll be among the stars.’

17 ‘Failure is the back door to success.’

18 ‘Challenge is my best friend.’

19 ‘True laughter is the shortest distance between two people.’

20 ‘Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device’ (sent by someone who’s clearly just typing this signature in themselves so they can pretend they’re not at a computer).

21 ‘Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.’

22 ‘Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolutions.’

23 ‘Love your zone of discomfort.’

24 ‘Together we achieve more.’

25 ‘The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.’

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