This is the life. Sitting overlooking shimmering waters, away from city stresses, listening to the cool sounds from the DJ… We could get used to it.
We’re at La Cala, a small waterside spot at Ghantoot Marina. Okay, it’s a fair drive from Downtown Dubai, but we guarantee that once you arrive, you’ll think it’s worth it.
The venue is split over two levels. On the top floor you’ll see a busy bar, surrounded by lounge seating and a DJ booth (more on that later). On our visit, it’s absolutely buzzing with groups of friends and couples enjoying themselves. The level below is slightly quieter, with tables and chairs set up for those eating.
At the moment, La Cala only opens on a Friday, with brunch served between 1pm and 9pm. Whatever time you start you’ll have three hours of beverages and a short but sweet set menu to enjoy.
Each week there’s a guest DJ from Ibiza or the UK, who plays in the the afternoon (with resident DJs completing the line-up). The tunes fit the “Balearic brunch” tag perfectly, as do the crowd and vibe.
Our fellow brunchers aren’t your usual ball gown-clad ladies and bequiffed men. Here, you’re as likely to see flip-flops and straw hats as tight shirts with a little too much chest hair on show.
Staff are lovely and we receive a warm welcome, and thorough run-through of the packages. A bucket of hops is brought out while we look through the menu, too.
If this all sounds too good to be true, the afternoon isn’t without its niggles. Despite an impressive start, staff seem baffled that one of us might want soft drinks. There’s no package mentioned (it turns out to be Dhs150), but we’re offered mocktails. Getting them proves more tricky. Despite repeated promises, we’re left without so much as a glass of water for almost an hour.
We can see the pizzas being made from scratch, and they’re by far the highlight (burrata and paprika squid are a close second and third). Sides of potato and corn are served cold (we’d prefer them hot, please) and the steak is overdone.
Nonetheless, dry throat aside, this is a top-notch afternoon out.
Dhs150 (soft drinks), Dhs249 (house beverages), Dhs499 (sparkling grape), plus VAT. Fri noon-9pm (three-hour package). Ghantoot Marina & Resort (050 151 8407).
The bottom line
It’s more fun than foodie, but we don’t mind one bit.