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Prototype This
Prototype This
Cairo Time
Cairo Time
Seinfeld
Seinfeld
Live PGA European Tour
Live PGA European Tour
The Karate Kid
The Karate Kid
Family Guy
Family Guy
Major League Baseball
Major League Baseball
Mythbusters
Mythbusters
Harry Brown
Harry Brown
Live at the Apollo
Live at the Apollo
Live Scottish Premier League
Live Scottish Premier League
Discovery Atlas: India
Discovery Atlas: India
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Untracked
Untracked
America: The Story of Us
America: The Story of Us
Youth in Revolt
Youth in Revolt
It’s Always Sunny
It’s Always Sunny
Intercontinenal Le Mans Cup
Intercontinenal Le Mans Cup
Destination Cuba
Destination Cuba
Somewhere
Somewhere
Cleveland Show
Cleveland Show
Parcour
Parcour
Africa’s Secret Seven
Africa’s Secret Seven
Cemetery Junction
Cemetery Junction
Himalaya With Michael Palin
Himalaya With Michael Palin
Rugby World Cup Classics
Rugby World Cup Classics
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Thu 28

Prototype This
The inventors continue tackling the problems of today’s world from their San Francisco warehouse.
7.40pm, Discovery Science

Track Me If You Can
Security expert Aton Edwards takes the viewer on an amazing journey off the grid and under the radar.
10pm, Discovery Channel

Cairo Time
Alone in Cairo waiting for her husband, Juliette finds herself caught up in a whirlwind romance with his longtime friend.
4pm, OSN Cinema

Mallrats
A group of post-high schoolers get up to no good in this 1995 cult classic. Directed by Kevin Smith.
9pm, OSN Movies Comedy

Seinfeld
George’s father is given a special phrase to use whenever he feels his blood pressure beginning to rise.
5pm, OSN Comedy +2

Masterchef Australia
Ordinary Aussies don their aprons and dig out their best recipes as they compete against one another for the coveted MasterChef title.
6pm, FOX

V8 Supercar Series Highlights
This year’s tour takes the competitors throughout Australia, New Zealand and the Middle East.
4pm, OSN Sports 4

Live PGA European Tour
Follow the action from the European PGA Tour as OSN Sports brings you the cream of the European circuit.
5pm, OSN Sports 3


Fri 29

The Search For Sherlock Holmes
Discover the real-life inspiration behind Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s famous fictional detective, one of the most portrayed characters of all time.
3pm, History Channel

2012 Apocalypse
Doomsday fanatics claim the world will end in December 2012. But what does science have to say about this looming apocalypse?
8.30pm, Discovery Science

The Karate Kid
When a 12-year-old from Detroit moves to China and incurs the wrath of the school bully, a kung fu guru helps him master the martial arts.
7.30pm, OSN Cinema

Tangled
The classic fairy tale Rapunzel gets a lavish makeover in this modern re-telling, and this long-maned princess is by no means a damsel in distress.
9pm, OSN Premiere

Off The Map
The clinic team must deal with a hepatitis outbreak at the local prison and Lily discovers more about Mateo.
9pm, OSN First HD

Family Guy
When Peter scores some tickets to a boxing match as a birthday present, he volunteers an unimpressed Lois to compete.
11pm, OSN Comedy

Live International Test Cricket
OSN brings you all the action from the first day of the second test between international cricket heavyweights England and India.
2pm, OSN Sports HD

Major League Baseball
Can Los Angeles Angels make an impact as they travel to Detroit to face the Tigers?
2pm, FOX Sports HD


Sat 30

Mythbusters
In today’s episode, Jamie and Adam road test a steam-powered machine gun.
6.20pm, Discovery Channel

Taking on Tyson
Mike challenges three of the most prestigious pigeon clubs in New York to a high profile charity race. Can he pull it off and win the respect of the racing world?
10pm, Discovery Channel

Ghost
A man is killed in a street robbery in front of his beloved fiancée, but his spirit stays behind to watch over her with the help of a wacky psychic.
12.15pm, OSN Movies Festival

Harry Brown
An ex-serviceman and widower looks to avenge his best friend’s murder by doling out his own form of justice, using the skills he learnt whilse fighting the IRA.
10pm, OSN Cinema

C.S.I.
The CSI team investigates a murder at the home of Marta, a ‘level five hoarder’ whose home is stacked high with possessions, garbage and more than one dead body.
8pm, OSN First HD

Live at the Apollo
Dara O’Briain hosts a night with Stephen K Amos and boundary-pushing Frankie Boyle.
10.50pm, BBC Entertainment Comedy +2

Live Scottish Premier League
Live action as Rangers face St Johnston.
3pm, OSN Sports 4

Live Super League
Will Wigan retain their crown?
10.30pm, OSN Sports 1 HD


Sun 31

Street Customs 2008
The twin stars of The Suite Life of Zach and Cody are the recipients of a customised Subaru Impreza and Mitsubishi Lancer.
8.30pm, Investigation Discovery

Discovery Atlas: India
Learn what makes India a unique destination, from its tense history to its colourful traditions.
9.20pm, Discovery HD Showcase

The Hunt for Red October
The captain of a Soviet nuclear sub wants to defect to America.
4.45pm, OSN Action HD

Animal Kingdom
This Academy award-nominated film follows the struggles faced by a 17-year-old boy whose family are heavily involved with Australia’s criminal underworld.
11pm, OSN Premiere

Doctor Who
The Doctor finds himself with a new companion, Donna, but she’s late for her wedding.
8pm, BBC Entertainment

Curb Your Enthusiasm
Larry runs ‘afowl’ of the members and policies at a country club.
9.30pm, OSN Comedy

ITM Cup
Rugby action from the New Zealand National Provincial Championship as Canterbury face Manawatu.
10am, OSN Sports 2

Untracked
Adrenaline sports junkies hit Micronesia’s massive waves.
4.55pm, Extreme Sports Channel


Mon 1

America: The Story of Us
The US becomes a superpower as technology fuels an economic and population boom.
8pm, History Channel

The Tech Show
This magazine-style show provides up-to-date news and reviews on the latest technology breakthroughs, research and inventions.
10.35pm, Discovery Science

My Dog Tulip
Animated tale about a man’s 15-year bond with his German Shepherd.
5pm, OSN Premiere

Youth in Revolt (Editor’s pick)
Teen comedy about an awkward 14-year-old whose intelligence and hormones land him in all manner of trouble.
11pm, OSN Premiere

The Tonight Show
Host Jay Leno welcomes some of the biggest names in showbiz to his stage for an entertaining hour of music, chat and comedy.
2.30pm, OSN Comedy +2

It’s Always Sunny
Things go awry when the gang get lost en route to Atlantic City.
9.30pm, OSN Comedy

Masters Football
The Golden Oldies return for another edition of Masters Football.
5pm, OSN Sports 3

Intercontinenal Le Mans Cup
Endurance racing from some of the World’s most challenging circuits.
7pm, OSN Sports 4


Tue 2

Smash Lab
The team tests Blastwrap, a mineral-filled membrane designed to soak up the energy from a bomb.
4.20pm, Discovery HD Showcase

Destination Cuba
Alongside Cuba’s reputation as a tourist destination is a wealth of historical tales.
9pm, Travel Channel

Born Free
Joy and her husband raise Elsa, a lion cub. When Elsa approaches maturity, they must prepare her for her return to the wild.
2pm, OSN Movies Festival

Somewhere
A man finds his life of debauchery interupted by the arrival of his young daughter.
9pm, OSN Premiere

House
A patient is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro after ill-advisedly re-enacting the Crucifixion.
10pm, OSN First HD

Cleveland Show
Donna and Cleveland score tickets to a basketball game.
11pm, OSN Comedy

Parcour
Think you can jump? Experts reveal how the French do it.
8.15pm, Extreme Sports Channel

UFC Countdown
All the pre-match action ahead of the UFC 133.
10pm, OSN Sports 4


Wed 3

Africa’s Secret Seven
Look into the lives of the most secretive animals of the African bushland.
3pm, Nat Geo Wild

How Do They Do it?
Find out how New York City runs Rikers Island, one of the biggest jails in the world with an inmate population of 14,000.
9.35pm, Discovery Channel

Cemetery Junction
A drama set in the ’70s centred on three working class friends in dreary suburbia.
9pm, OSN Premiere

The Fisher King
A shock-jock seeks redemption for his past wrongs by helping a homeless man whose life he inadvertently shattered.
10pm, OSN Movies Festival

Himalaya With Michael Palin (Editor’s pick)
Palin takes the high road to Lhasa to witness Chinese rule in Tibet.
4.40pm, BBC Entertainment

The Simpsons
Marge reconnects with a close-knit group of mothers she used to be part of.
8.30pm, OSN Comedy

2011 Le Mans Series
Mobil 1 presents coverage of the American Le Mans series from earlier this year.
4pm, Fox Sports HD

Rugby World Cup Classics
A chance to see the final of the first ever Rugby World Cup.
10pm, OSN Sports 3

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