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Thu 15

Ice Loves Coco
Reality show following rapper Ice-T and his wife Coco. Tonight, Ice procrastinates while preparing for a big university lecture.
6.25pm, E! Channel

The X Factor US
Only the best are left. Watch as the remaining contestants sing their hearts out in the race to be crowned the winner.
9pm, OSN First HD

Jonah Hex
Josh Brolin stars as disfigured gunslinger, part-time bounty hunter and comic-book hero Jonah Hex, alongside John Malkovich and Megan Fox.
6.15pm, OSN Cinema

Turner & Hooch
A meticulously groomed, well-organised detective takes in the only witness to a murder… a slobbery dog.
7.20pm, Star Movies HD

Chandler and Ross fight over ownership of a joke published in a magazine. A wayward remark of Phoebe’s leads to trouble between the girls.
7pm, OSN Comedy

The friendship that blossomed between Ryan and Wilfred has left him on a path to self-destruction.
8.30pm, OSN Comedy

Live Formula One Powerboats
Watch round nine of this high-speed extreme sport, this time based locally in Sharjah.
5.30pm, OSN Sports 1 HD

Volvo Ocean Race
From Cape Town, see the world’s premier global yacht race and one of the most demanding team events in the world.
8pm, OSN Sports 2

Fri 16

On Surfari
Shannon and Shayne travel the globe looking for epic surf locations. In this episode, Shannon, who’s expecting a baby, lets Shayne fly out to New York to surf a hurricane swell.
Noon, Nat Geo Adventure HD

Unique Sweets
French and Japanese traditions collide at a New York City bakery, while a family bakery in Miami brings us South American treats.
7.50pm, Food Network HD

To win a street dance contest, a dance crew is forced to work with ballet dancers in exchange for rehearsal space. The soundtrack includes tracks by Tinie Tempah and Chipmunk.
Noon, OSN Movies HD +2

There’s Something About Mary
A man gets the chance to meet up with his dream girl from high school, even though their last date was a complete disaster.
9pm, OSN Movies Comedy

No Ordinary Family
When Jim’s brother Mike learns that the Powells have special powers, he attempts to use JJ’s power to win money on the horses.
3pm, OSN First

Glee (Editor’s pick)
The William McKinley glee club members face a difficult decision when they’re asked to perform in two places at the same time.
8pm, OSN First HD

Live Twenty20 Big Bash League
See Sydney Sixers take on Brisbane Heat in this Australian one-day cricket competition.
Noon, OSN Sports 1 HD

Live PDC Darts World Championship
Day two of the tournament, as the world’s top players come together at London’s Alexandra Palace hoping to arrow their way to the world title.
10.30pm, OSN Sports 2

Sat 17

Bondi Vet
Aussie reality show. Foster mum Melissa takes puppy Tyson to Chris for a routine check-up and is shocked to find he needs major heart surgery or he will die.
1.55pm, Animal Planet

Hurricane Katrina is about to hit New Orleans. Watch the doctors and nurses evacuate patients.
9.30pm, National Geographic Channel

Hachiko: A Dog’s Story
Drama based on the true story of the faithful Akita Hachiko, a moving tale about loyalty and the rare, invincible lifelong bond that formed between a man and a dog.
6pm, OSN Movies HD

Eat Pray Love
A formerly married woman suddenly finds her priorities shifting, and travels around the world seeking her true destiny. Julia Roberts stars.
9.30pm, OSN Cinema +2

Just Shoot Me
Finch finds himself a kept man when novelist Allison Spencer begins to offer him gifts. Meanwhile, Nina causes an uproar while serving as a fashion consultant for a TV show.
1.30pm, OSN Comedy +2

30 Rock
Jack decides to help Liz hang onto Carol and clashes with Avery over his apartment.
4pm, OSN Comedy

The Alli Show
A portrait of six different action sports told through the eyes of the best up-and-coming sports athletes, featuring profiles of the top new action stars.
12.30pm, Extreme Sports Channel

UFC 140: Jones vs Machida
Get ready for an all-out brawl as UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon Jones (right) faces Japanese-Brazilian fighter Lyoto Machida in the ring.
8pm, OSN Sports 4

Kramer is told he can work at a bagel shop after a 12-year absence.
Noon, OSN Comedy +2

Sun 18

Apocalypse: The Second World War
A look back at the history of Hitler’s Nazi party and the outbreak of war against France and Great Britain.
7.30pm, National Geographic Channel HD

Glamour model Kendra Wilkinson helps Little Hank’s nanny prepare for a blind date.
8.55pm, E! Channel

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Based on Douglas Adams’ cult comedy series. Arthur Dent discovers his best friend is an alien.
7.20pm, Star Movies HD

The Rookie
The true story of baseball novice Jim Morris (Dennis Quaid), who joined the major league at retirement age.
7.45pm, OSN Movies Festival

Law & Order: Los Angeles
When a UCLA soccer star’s brother is murdered, Winters and Jaruszalski discover he had been protecting his sister.
7pm, OSN First HD

Detective Carrie Wells digs deep to exonerate a friend from being labelled ‘dirty’ after a murder.
9pm, OSN First HD

Live Scottish Premier League
St Johnstone take on Celtic in this competitive football fixture.
7pm, OSN Sports 2

Fox NFL Sunday
This NFL pre-game show takes an in-depth look at the day’s games.
9pm, Fox Sports

Mon 19

Tsunami 2004: Waves of Death
See nature’s fury at its worst, when a tsunami killed 200,000 people in South-East Asia on Boxing Day 2004.
7pm, History Channel

Banged Up Abroad
Monique and Callie Strydom are kidnapped and held hostage while on holiday in Malaysia.
8pm, Nat Geo Adventure

Born Free (Editor’s pick)
Joy and her husband raise Elsa, a lion cub, in this 1966 classic. When Elsa grows up, she must return to the wild.
6pm, OSN Movies Festival

After witnessing a crime, a couple discover the witness protection programme is no help to them.
8pm, OSN Movies Action

How I Met Your Mother
Barney meets his father and is shocked by the differences in their lives. The rest of the gang learn things they should know by now.
6pm, OSN Comedy +2

Desperate Housewives
Mike thinks Susan is having an affair. Bree thinks she is secretly being investigated by her boyfriend.
9pm, OSN First

National Football League
Watch all the live American football action from the States.
6pm, Fox Sports HD

UCI Nissan Mountainbike World Cup 2008
The cross-country Olympic and downhill marathon titles are up for grabs on tonight’s show.
8.50pm, Extreme Sports Channel

Tue 20

Kid in a Candy Store
Adam Gertler visits the Jelly Belly candy company, and visits a sweet shop where huge truffle bars are covered in psychedelic designs.
7.25pm, Food Network

Meet the Natives
Tonight, the group experience the upper-class way of life.
8pm, Nat Geo Adventure HD

The Devil’s Teardrop
In this thriller, Washington DC is plagued by a serial killer who’s threatening more deaths unless he’s given US$20 million.
6pm, OSN Movies HD

Out Cold
A man’s plans for a snowboard park go awry when his ex turns up.
7pm, OSN Movies Comedy

With Rajiv’s wedding day arriving, Todd and Charlie organise a bachelor party, with mixed results.
7.30pm, OSN Comedy +2

Private Practice
A woman without a uterus asks Addison and Jake for help having a baby.
9pm, OSN First

Velux 5 Oceans
The ulitmate endurance test, as these single-skipper yachts travel 30,000 miles.
7.30pm, Fox Sports

Summer Dew Tour 2010
Action from the 2010 tour, featuring all the best skate, BMX and FMX competitors.
8pm, Extreme Sports Channel

Wed 21

Big Rich Texas
Leslie dates her golf instructor, breaking club rules, and Pam suspects that Leslie is lying about her past.
7.30pm, Style

Luke Nguyen’s Vietnam
Luke continues his journey in the historic town of Hoi An.
9.05pm, Food Network

Leaving Normal
This Thelma & Louise-style film chronicles Marianne and Darly’s cross-country adventure and the characters they encounter.
6pm, OSN Movies Festival

Mee Shee
A father and son’s vacation plans are disrupted when the father’s work sends them to a remote lake.
8.15pm, OSN Cinema +2

Once Upon a Time
While the fairytale town mourns a death, one of its residents starts to remember their real life.
8pm, OSN First HD

Terra Nova
In this drama, scientists discover a fracture in time and construct a portal into primeval history and try to rebuild civilisation.
9pm, OSN First

Lucas Oil Motorsports Hour
From off-road to sprint-dirt to drag boats, this show covers a wide variety of racing.
6.30pm, Fox Sports HD

Blood, Sweat And Gears
Featuring up-to-date motocross race action from the UK.
7.10pm, Extreme Sports Channel

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